I Love the Nuge.

Really, I do. That's mostly because hypocrisy is an acceptable trait now a days. And I may have to sell out one day too, as if. But anyways, Ted Nugent is a huge hypocrite. He rails against drugs as some sort of cleancut image of the perfect Amerikan when it was the use of drugs, with malicious intent beforehand, that kept this pussy out of the Vietnam war. Granted, Uncle Ted would kick my arthritic ass in a Detroit second. But not without a dirty conscious. And that's what I have going for me.