Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Submitted Without Comment

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The Bush administration's simplistic approach to national security was to show that they were the biggest, meanest bastards on the planet. Part of that is to create the impression that there is no rhyme or reason for our violence other than a demonstration that we have the power to do it. The inexplicability of it is the point. And to that end, all those creepy rituals with the prisoners in the orange jumpsuits and the goggles on their knees were designed to show that the United States was engaged in a form of bureaucratic, systematic sadism. Which it clearly was.

Interrogations for the purpose of gaining intelligence were never the point. The point was to create terror. And there's a word for that.

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Sunday, March 8, 2009

My Home Town

Interesting article about Detroit's canary in a coalmine position.

And some good discussion from the referring article.

This Week in Drugs

A dose of sanity.

Prohibition bad.
Didn't we already learn this?

Maybe we should criminalize Republican leaders instead?

I Know Some of These People

You probably do too.
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The only solace I can offer is that, typically, these assholes are usually just that: a bunch of bored blowhards, terrified by the pace of a world that is passing them by, who have nothing better to do than complain, blame others for their shitty lives and spew their hatred and pitifully ignorant views online.

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Submitted Without Comment

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The damned soul of Richard Nixon must be repeatedly slapping his enormous forehead, wondering why the hell he didn't think about doing this, shaking his fist and screaming, "Haldeman, goddamn you." Meanwhile, the ghost of James Madison wonders how in the fuck anyone could interpret the damn document to mean that a Commander in Chief is essentially a king. An ever-masturbating Ben Franklin just shakes his head.
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Pretty Much, My Thoughts Exactly:


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You know, if Trent Reznor was going to go through all the trouble to link up with Jane's Addiction for an alt-rock veterans' tour, would it really have been that much trouble to turn it into a full-blown Lollapalooza '91 reunion? Is Ice-T's acting career keeping him so busy that he couldn't take a couple of months off? What about Living Colour? Or the Butthole Surfers? Those guys are probably all anxiously waiting by the phone just in case Reznor feels a sudden wave of nostalgic goodwill.
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Now I Won't Have to Travel 2000 Miles...

...to get to my Tesla dealer.

Praying to Jesus

To help me with my back pain.

Wherein I Learn Why I'm Still Single

I'm too smart.

I'm, too brainy for my shirt, too brainy for my shirt, so brainy it hurts...

This Is What I Kinda Figured All Along

Rich folk vote Repuglican, others, not so much:

Sunday, March 1, 2009